Hello Internet

So *obviously....I have started a blog. Here's what contributed to the birth of Candi Corn in my Belly:

Allie, the author of hyperboleandahalf, has had me laughing my pants off for about a week now. I think she would approve of this since she is an advocate of not wearing pants. Anyhow, I am inspired by her blog and would like to have an outlet for all of my hilarity. I mean, I laugh at my jokes. Often times I notice that it is only I who is laughing. But I'm okay with that. I can read my blog all day long and laugh. Though there will be some obsessing over who else may or may not be laughing.

I shared the aforementioned blog with my mom and she said, "you should start a blog, you are just as funny as her." Thanks, Mom! I do realize that she is biased, but I don't care. If anything, I will at least have ONE follower. :D Yay me.

When I told my best friend that I was starting a blog, he didn't say anything. Then when I asked what I should name it, he said, "oh, you're serious?!" Really? Am I that flaky? Well, yes, I realize I can be...but this is to prove him WRONG. Myuahahahahaha. What I do slightly worry about is whether or not he is playing that reverse psychology crap on me. But then my mind starts going in circles and it makes my brain hurt.

The title. I realize it's random. Anthony told me to name it "Candi's Corner", as my name is Candice and it would be like my corner or something? Are there corners on the internet? Because I was under the impression that it was boundary-free or something. Or at the very least, a 'web' but then webs have corners I suppose. No, don't think I'm dumb. I get his title. But it sounded boring to me and if I stumbled upon a similarly named blog I might just pass it up because it sounds lame. No offense to the "so and so's corners" out there. Just saying your blog's name is lame, not your blog. And I wouldn't read it. And no one else probably would. Except those people's mothers. So anyway....I stuck with the Candi (remember, Candice) and I like candy corn. and I nicknamed my daughter Belly. And you can put candy in a belly. and ...yeah. I don't know. Maybe my name is lame and the only viewer or subscriber I will gain is MY mom. Then the "so and so's corner" people can all laugh at ME because somehow they convinced more people to subscribe to THEIR lame-named blogs.

That is all. I must meditate now and ..... okay so Anthony just asked me AGAIN, "are you blogging, really?" He is just SOOO surprised that I had the ability to focus and do this for 10 minutes. Well, well Anthony. Game is ON.

More tomorrow.